Uncle-Boris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tee Off]

I love stick figures!

It's movies like this that reassure me that good things can be made with sticks! There was some real slick animation there, and fitting sound. And a nice little plot to go with it. Brilliant!

[S.W.A.T.]

The filesize, how?

I understand the music must have been big but how can that movie be 3.5 meg? The animation was quite slick and the music was great. It would have been great but...THE PRELOADER!!!!!
How can you justify a preloader like that!? 3.5 meg of machine gun fire makes me want to rip out your lungs! Change the preloader!

[The-Solution_(Episode-1).]

Too short...

The animation was good, and the sound fitted in well. but it was just too short to give a proper rating. Make your movies longer and put some effort into them. You can't make a good movie in a short weekend.

[america retaliates!!!!!]

Damn right

Rascist people are just scared. But the movie sucked real bad, and that's what counts!

[Stick-Larious]

The score says it all...

Why do you have to submit crapply drawn movies just to show everyone that you now own Flash? Everything sucked. How this got past deletion point I'll never know...

SolarKS responds:

muaha.

theres people who voted 0 because they dont know how to let your pc gain focus on the flash and press space to go further.

and yes, it sucks

and you are an idiot too ^_^! Have a nice fucking day!

[Mr.Smith v.s The Computer]

Nice idea

The real backdrops were a great idea but they really do bump up the filesize. Cartoon backdrops would probably have worked just as well. Good thing there wasn't too much sound. The drawings were excellent as well, much better than my animation. Good plot, good characters. What else to say?

[Nuke Bin Laden!]

That was a waste of my time.

You need to learn how to control a mouse properly. Those graphics were awful. The sound was terrible, and those boring missile scenes which practically made up the whole movie. Another "Hey look NG, I learned how to tween!" Lease us all and stop making movies.

[Kirby's Adventure Deflate]

Crap joke

Just another "I put this movie together in 10 minutes" movie. It's a lame joke and has already been told a million times before. Before you start a movie, think up a decent plot, characters, learn some actionscript and god, learn how to draw. ACH!