Uncle-Boris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[British Telecom]

The sound is the problem

The first time I watched it I wasn't all that sure of what was happening. The second time i understood it all perfectly and thought it wa great. I would redo the voices and make 'em clearer and that would make the movie much better. The sound is the whole point of the movie. Other than that, you've got a great little short here with a simple plot that appears to have been executed very well.

[Y2Kraze]

Boring

The best thing about that was the gradients in the explosions, which also sucked bad. Maybe longer and more explosions and some decent music might earn you a better mark!

[Un-named 2]

Better than the first

There was a lot more point to it, I think. This time it was a kind of interactive movie. Lots of good uses of movie clips for the massacre. Now for the 3rd one...

[Un-named]

Not the best of movies

All, if not most of it was tweened. The gradients did make the graphics better, as they would have been pathetic otherwise. The sound was a bit repetitive and the buttons to skip the text were really annoying! However, it does make me want to go and watch the second one!

[Chinese Restaurant]

Ask someone to delete it.

God, man. If you're gonna take the movie away then get someone to delete it for ya. Mail Wade or Ross and ask them.

[Souped-up Civic]

Just didn't like it

Good idea. Guess I'm just reviewing a very old movie. It was probably good then, but times have changed, and that wasn't funny.

[Reading Rainbow 2]

Same problem with the first.

The movie is gong to fast for the sound and the movie as a whole was just crap. Mouths don't just open and close. Just like the first, you get an X.

[Scrotum 3]

Better than 2nd, worse than 3rd.

The first one is so much better than the 2nd and 3rd Scrotums. The first one just had ickle scrotum in a disastrous accident. This one he seemed to have a sense on consciousness which I don't seem to like as much.

[Scrotum 2]

Wasn't half as good as the first.

It just wasn't as entertaining. There could have been voice acting instead of writing. That would have made it better. Also, the deliberate swearing made it look sad. It just doesn't look real unless it's casual. See?

[Scrotum 1]

Nice short movie

Simple ideas like this can do really well in the Portal if animated well. This is a good example of a simle character and simple plot which gives you a good laugh. Sound went well with the movie as well.