Uncle-Boris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ninjai Preview]

I never rate previews highly

Firstly, it's obvious that those backdrops weren't done by computer because of the lesser quality drawing of the ninja. Not that that's a bad thing, it just makes it a while lot bigger and longer to load. 3MB for a trailer? That's a bit over the top.
The main body of that was just a tweened movie clip. With no real animation except for at the end. If that's a preview, I'm guessing the proper episodes will be at least 10 times as long. And I'm not willing to sit through 20MB of loading to watch another lengthened version of that.

[kegel & enrique iglesias]

Like it!

Great drawings along with beautiful frame by frame animation. It nearly stepped over the "sick" line with *ahem* enrique iglesias coming out of, well, I won't spoil it for everyone.
The voices were fantastic. They mostly fitted in with the mouths but there were occasions where it was out of sync and I'm not sure whether the bear was supposed to have that stutter.
I pondered for a while about what to say about the plot, and still haven't cme up with anything. If only you could edit your reviews!

[mr. monkleys revenge]

Terrible

I must have said this a million times. Don't use real pictures because you can't animate them! The actuall animation you did make was pathitic. You tweened everything except the mouths which should have been tweened to the shape of the sounds they are making. Try saying an M with your mouth wide open! A preloader is definately needed because of the huge sound file. Didn't you think of that?
What was the plot to that movie? A monkey who had to choose between a female monkey and an aged professor. A very stupid storyline.
Now, my final words to break what's left of your spirit. Learn to speak bloody English! Apart from the spelling mistakes all over the movie(all of which were in crappy sloppy writing , no-one can actually understand what the hell that aged proffesor was saying. I spit on you!

[Crazy Bill Bojangler 1]

Good voice acting

Considering it's your first movie i'll go easier on you. First of all, the movie doesn't stop to let you press the play button. You might wanna look in to that. It's a good concept if it is made well. The animation was very shoddy and i must stress that. Poeple's mouths don't randomly change postition and it is impossible to make 3 words with the same mouth postition, unless you're a ventriloquist.
The elephant was very blocky and normally elephants aren't coloured with radial gradients. It was also a bit short for 448k. Maybe you should condense the file size somehow.

[Headache]

I used to own that album

I never thought I would hear that song again. Again, like Misery Loves Company, a simplistic story line and a great soundtrack. I understand that the quality of the graphics was intentional but i'm not exactly sure what purpose it served.
A preloader would have raised this mark as there were many times I was stopping and restarting the whole movie. And you achieved something most flash animations never do. You made the credits interesting. If you want people to see the credits, you have to make them want to see them, otherwise they'll just turn off. Hope to see more work from you.

[Misery Loves Company]

Seriously, you could sell this!

I bet Kids channels would pay you to broadcast this. The art is the best on Newgrounds. Those leaves look so proffesional. It's a great concept. Nice and simple. The sounds fit in nicely and they are postitioned exactly in the right place. although I noticed some of it jumped (not in a bad way) because there were no leading frames,such as at the beginning where the worm in looking around. Hope to see more of your work.

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

Sticks rule!

Beautiful frame by frame animation accompanied with a great soundtrack. This proves to all the stick haters that sticks can be great if used properly. The forward, stop and play buttons are good for capturing the moves in slow motion. Even if you didn't make it, it's still an amazing movie and should be number 1 for a while.

Now for the critisizing. You didn't make it and it should belong under it's rightful owner's name. (Why it isn't, I don't know) Also, at the very end there is a very dodgy sound where the Boss chrashes in to the wall. That sound set my teeth on edge and I have to turn my volume down at that point. They're the only reason's it didn't get a 10.

By the way, nunchucks are my favourite weapon.