Uncle-Boris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lucky Vodka]

That was pointless

What more is there to say? And they expect you to write a sincere review for every movie. X!

[Why?]

This survived deletion?

I spend 10 hours making movies and this survives deletion? Twisted.

[Ninja Battle: Episode 3]

Oh man.

I thought this was gonna be a decent attempt to make up for your last two but it wasn't. Damn. I had to give you another X.

[Ninja Battle: Episode 2]

ungh

This is just crap animation and poor sound. I couldn't hear what they were saying except for "motherfucker". The third one better be good!

[This is not a Test 2]

Loop!

You're sick. You put an entire song in the movie to bump up the filesize. Had you put a little loop in it would have only been around 100k! Loop the sound and combine the two together!

[This is not a Test]

That was OK

It was alright considering I hate both Star Wars and Dragonball. I'll watch the others too.

[Copyright Infringement]

That was boring

Maybe because i've never seen whatever the hell that was supposed to be a parody of, but the graphics and music also sucked so i'm thinking it won't make a difference.

[Mitchell's Squirell]

That made absolutely no sense

The graphics sucked and that loop was very poorly made. Why did you put radial gradients in the squirell's hands??? How this got such a high rating is beyond me.

[Sloth TV]

What was that about?

Your animation sucks and you sound like a 12 year old. The sound was crap and all the animation was was repetitive tweens. How many times did I watch him drink the same bottle of beer, or go ungh. X

[Anti-Gravity Rap Dance]

Where's the rap?

Do you even know what rap is? Do you know what it stand for? Rhythm And Poetry, of which there is none in that movie. All it was was a tweened movie clip and gay music. X